We’ll keep this very simple, if you need your furnace replaced before February 28, 2011 we will replace it for 5% off whatever bid you have been given by another company. So if the other company says a 95% efficient furnace will cost you $3250, we will do it for $3087. This offer is good only for Indianapolis, Zionsville, Westfield, Carmel and Fishers addresses, and must be for an apples to apples proposal.
You’ll have to excuse me, my phone’s already ringing off the hook. (Drops microphone, walks off stage…)